Judge- Tumhari Itani Himmat Ki Tumne Din-Dahade Chori Ki?
Chor- Kya Karu Saab! Raat Me Mujhe Bahut Neend Aati Hai.
Judge- Bolo Tum Kaun Sa Dand Lena Chahoge?
30 Din Ki Jail Ya 3000 Rupaye?
Chor- Main 3000 Rupaye Lena Pasand Karunga.
Employee : Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Boss : Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi.
Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai,
Parantu Kagzi Kaarvayi Poori Kar Ke Jayen.... :)
hahahahahahhahaha..:)
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