Pappu was driving a car in zigzag manner. Traffic cop caught him.
Pappu:Sir I am learning how to drive.
Cop:Without instructor.
Pappu:It is correspondence course sir.
A cop was feeling cold, his partner ask him:Why are you rubbing your hands like that?
Cop:I am freezing.
Partner:Why do not you stick your hands in your pockets?
Cop:They are full, I have got gloves in them.
Manoj:Drinking aur driving sath-sath krna kyu allowed hai?
Gaurave:Simple hai bhai, Wo speedbreaker aane pr glass gir sakata hai.
Sonu helmet pahan kr bahar nikala. use dekhakr ek policewale ne kaha:1000 rupee nikalo.
Sonu:Are maine to helmet pahana hai.
Police:Pr scooter kaha hai.
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