Teacher:Such aur waham me kya fark hai?
Student:Aap jo hame para rhe hai wo such hai, lakin aap ko lagta hai ki hum sb par rhe hai ye aapka waham hai.
Height of dedication�
Pappu pach minut me paper chor kr chall gaya.
Teacher:Kya paper nhi aata?
Pappu:Wo baat nhi hai sir mujhe agale papaer ki taiyari krni hai.
Teacher:Pappu, tell about newton's third law.
Pappu:Sir i know just last part of it.
Teacher:Tell me as much as you know.
Pappu:�and this is called newton�s third law.
Teacher:Batao blood dimag ki taraf kaise move karta hai?
Student:Simple hai sir, koi v liquid khali jagah ki taraf aasani se move karta hai.
Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Student:Zebra
Teacher:How?
Student:Because it is black and white.
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