Teacher:What do you call a person who keep on talking when people are no longer interested?
Students:A teacher.
Teacher:kya soch rahe ho? questions bahut tough hai.
Student:nhi sir, mai soch raha tha ki es sawal ka jawab kaun si jabe me hai.
Teacher:Give me three reason why the world is round?
Student:Well my dad sya so, my mum says so, and you says so.
Teacher:Why does history keep repeating itself?
Student:Because we were not listening the first time.
Teacher:Pappu tum ne jo my dogy pr article likha tha waise hi tumhara bhai ne bhi likha hai, Kya tum dono ne cheating ki?
Pappu:Nhi sir, actually hm dono ne ek hi dogy pr article likha hai hai.
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