Sms-jokes

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

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Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
“Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai”
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Ek dam farishta aya aur bola ke “mai tumhe leney aya hoo”
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Admi bola : Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

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Larki ek Baba Jee se : Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee : Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi kabi shadi nahi karta…

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Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Woh tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega?

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Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa “Valentine Card” hai, jis par lekha hon “mai sirf aur sirf tum se pyar karti hon” ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

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Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakkar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kya pata kesi truck ke neche agaya ho

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Question: Shadi ke waqt dulhay ko gorhay par kion bethaya jata hai??
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Answer: Last warning di jati hai, ke abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja

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Girl: Mai Aese larke se shadi karungi Jiska Bohat Ooncha Business Ho
Pathan: Hum se shadi Kar lo, ‘Hamara K.2 Pahar Par chips ka Dukan Ha

Ek Larla Charas Pi Ke Aaya…

Ek larka Charas pi ke aya,

Dad se bachne ke liye bari se book lekar padhne laga!
Dad:  Charas Pi ke aya hai?
Son:  Nahi To?
Dad:  Kameene, Phir suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kar raha hai..

Beti Bari Hokar Kya Karogi..

Father : Beti tum Bari Hokar Kya Karogi ??
Beti : Shaadi 

Father : ye bahut Galat Baat hai Beta
Abhi Se hi Kisi Ka Bura Nahin Sochte..