18+ Non Veg SmS Joke

Good Girls And Bad Girls

Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls

Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere,

But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot.

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Super Double Meaning Sms

Dusro Ko Agar Hamari Wajah Se Thodi Kushi,

Milti Hai To Hume Thoda Dard Sehne Mein,

Pareshani Nahi Honi Chaiye.

Samajsevika (Sunny Bai )

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Double Meaninh Jokes In Hindi

Bachcha: Mummy, Thodi Der Baad Aapko Mazaa Aane Wala Hai!

Mom:'' Wo Kaise ?''

''Papa Ne Mujhe Cigaret Peete Dekh Liya,

Bole Ghar Chal Teri Maa Ch**Dta Hoon.

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Best Funny SmS In English

A Couple In Train

Girl- My Hand Is Paining,

Boy Kisses The Hand,

Girl- My Neck Is Paining,

Boy Kisses The Neck,

An Old Man Asks Boy,

Son, Do U Also Treat Piles.

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18+ Jokes In English

During Sex Girl - Promise Me U Won't Break My Heart,

Boy - Nahi Re Pagli Itna Lamba Thodi Hai

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Non-Veg Dhammal Msgs

At 18 A Lady Is Like Football

22 Men Behind Her.

At 28 Basket Ball.

10 Men Behind Her,

At 38 Golf Ball.

1 Man Behind Her,

At 48 Table Tennis Ball,

1 Man Pushing Her To Another.

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Double Meaning Jokes On Girls

Boy: Do You Know U Would Look More Sexy With One Kg Less,

Girl- Ok Janu, I Will Loose It As Soon As Possible.

Boy: In My Opinion All Ur Clothes Weight Exactly One Kg.

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English Sms On Kiss

Never Kiss A Police Woman,

She Will Say Stop-Hands Up,

Never Kiss A Nurse She Will Say Next Please,

Kiss A Teacher She Will Say Repeat It 5 Times