Husband called a doctor during the night;Husband: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.Doctor: Is this her first child?Husband: No this is her husband speaking…
{SMS} No this is her husband speaking
{SMS} The world is fading away
Wife: (via SMS) Dear, I feel lonely and alone without you, the world seems to be fading away.Husband: (via SMS) Dont worry, I'll take u to an eye specialist when I come back home…
{SMS} When we get married
Fianc�e: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Fianc�: You are very kind darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.Fianc�e: That is true,that …
{SMS} Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Wife: Are you sure you love me and no one else?Husband: Hundred percent! I checked the whole list again yesterday…
{SMS} Our son got his brain from me
Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me.Wife: Ohoo! now I know why you act strangely these days,…
{SMS} What does your wife look like?
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.Man1: What does your wife look like?Man2: She is 5'7", sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?Man1: Forget m…
{SMS} No, I will also live with ur sister.
Husband: Will U marry , after I die.Wife: No I will live with my sister.Wife: Will U marry , after I die.Husband: No, I will also live with ur sister.…
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