Ajay:My wife is magician.
Suresh:Really?
Ajay:Yes, she can turn any conversation into an argument.
Husband apane marriage certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
Wife:Aap etani der se kya dekh rhe hai?
Husband:Expiry date.
Wife:Batao tum mujhse kitana pyar karte ho?
Husband:Bahut jyada.
Wife:Fir bhi kitana.
Husband:Etana ki sochta hu ki kash tum jaisi ek aur bibi hoti.
Q:What is the next thing that a husband has to do after winning an argument with his wife?
A:Apologizes
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai,
meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne
ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.
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