A bird was disturbing to a girl.
Finally girl decided to kill it.
And caught it and he took it to the top of building and dropped it.



Taxiwala:Sir sorry, mai meter chalu karnabhul gaya.
Golu:Koi baat nhi,mai bhi apana batuaa ghar pr bhul gaya.



Bholu ke gaw me nadi pr bridge banaya gaya.
Bulider:Bahut achcha ho gaya.
Bholu:Ha ji, pahle hum dhup me tair kr nadi par karte the ab chhaw rahegi.



Chunmun:Mera ghora kabhi tik chalta hai to kabhi lagra kr.
Munmun:Meri maan to jab wo tik chalne lage to bech de.



Pappu ne ek lady ka khoya purse wapas kiya.
Lady:Kamal hai, pahle purse me 1000 rupye ka ek note tha, ab 100-100 ke 10 note hai.
Pappu:Ha shi kaha aap ne, pichhali bar jab maine ek lady ka purse wapas kiya tha to uske pass change nhi tha dene ki liye.
03 Feb 2013

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