500 April Fool sms text messages to tease friends

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
April fool

Gadha Bandha hua hai
Batao wo door padi Ghas ko kese khayega
socho

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your…
book from your bag and study.

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

Just a friendly reminder –
Relationships are precious.
So don't hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.

i m fool i m fool i m fool i m fool i m fool OK OK COOL I AGREE U R FOOL Control urself April fool wishes

Khush to bohut hoge tm,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo hai aj,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rhi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….sal mai 1 hi toh din ata hai jo
hota hai sirf tmhare naam.

kinna sona tenu Rab ne banaya Wah wah Kinna sona tenu rab ne bnaya..
Wah Wah
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. Mene tenu 31 din pehle"APRIL FOOL" banaya!

Ladkiyon se Dil lagana ek bhoOl hai

Ladkiyon ke piche jana fuzoOl hy

Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia

“I LOVE U” To Samajh lenaUs Din April FoOl Hai

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6 times, You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First April Fool of the year..

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi

SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

If people talk about your beauty, your power, your wisdom or your smartness, then just give them a tight slap...
How dare they FOOL you in advance! Happy April Fool!

jis taraf dekho aapka hi naam hai
jis taraf dekho aapka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
niche 25paise ka inaam hai

I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOugart especially with rice

Let me kiss ur lips,
Let me feel ur teeth,
Let me feel ur tongue
SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, twice a day Everyday.

This sms is strictly meant for smart and cute readers only.
However since you received it,
There must be a technical error for which the sender deeply apologizes…

1 message recieved

1
cool person
sent it 1
fool is
reading it 1
fool is
angry 1
fool is
still reading

1
fool will frwd this
msg to another fool

Hitler bhi chala gaya,
Saddam bhi pakda gaya,
Laden ka bhi pata nahi,
Teri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rehti
Lagta hai dharti pe satyug aanewala hai…

5 Reasons Why I Like You-
1.Ur Never Boring,
2.U Know How To Bring On My Face
3.Ur Always On My Side,
4.We Are A Perfect Match,
5.Ur Always Fooled By Me.
Hahahaha…

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
…
Now read without the word dog.

Happy belated April Fools' Day cos I was out of station on 1st April

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY 2015

April fool is d celebration of d fool, for d fool, by d fool
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so why u reading just celebrate it

Santa got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

 3 + 3 = 8,
Kaise Hua?
Batao Batao Batao.
Nahi Malum?
He He He He..
Main Bataun Kya?
To Dhyanse Suno.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, Mujhe yaken hai agli bar lambi punch ke sath aaoge.

2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.

2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.>
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10...ok
ab kal...ABCD
Sikhenge....

billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!!
dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

Best relationships needs
no promises
no demands N
no expectations
it just needs 2 people
1 Fool Like u n
1 cool like me.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Feeling bored?
wanna Joy ?
Missing Badly your GF ?
Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your...
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book from your bag and study.. 

SHE IS HOT!
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS
WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!
WHO!
WHO IS SHE? DO U KNOW?
"TEA"
CHAI PIYO, MAST

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Yaar tumne 1 Fool 1 Mali Movie dekhi hai....
Ye Movie kab release hue the....
any idea ?

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

Its MONSOON
&
I'm sure
U mst b feelin
Romntic
U mst b feelin like
GoinOut in d
Rain,Dancin,Sing
Songs,Splash
Water...
Well,
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Every FROG feels d
same..

teri galion mein na rakhein ge kadam aaj ke baad,
teri galion mein na rakhein ge kadamaaj ke baad,
......
.......
kyon ki kichad bohut ho jata hai BARISH ke baad !!

Love Letter ON April fool Day
1st letter

If Deny then 2nd letter

You Are “UltiMate”
You Are “Loveable”
You Are “Lovely”
You Are “Unique”..
In Short You Are Ullu…

Hey, know wht I Just realized ?
U r Really NICE

Coz
N nonsense
I ideas
C come
E easily come 2 u HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY BUDDY

Aapki Chal Mor Jaisi,
Aawaz Koyal Jaisi,
Dimag Lomdi Jaisa,
Gussa Sher Jaisa,
Aankhein Hiran Jaisi,
But Kitna Achha Hota Agar
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2-3 Qualities Insano Wali Hoti…

poooN poOOn!
..
Bhooo Bhoo!
Bhoo Bhooo!
..
padar padar!
..
Pacharrr!
Pacharrr!
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Phoor phor
PhooOss!
Phoooss!
hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai

Jab Aapko Dekhun My Dil Starts Flying,
Aapse Baat Karneko I Keep Trying,
Jab Aap Hai Door Then I Feel Like Crying,
Arey Itna Tension Mat Lo,
I Was Just Lying…

Buddy look MATRIX GRAPHIC Hw is ?
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Can I ask some siple Q 2 u ? Q. A place 2 swim called ?
Q. Warm cloths are made from ?
Q. lemon taste best called ?
Q. A day is celebrated for fool called ? A. POOL
A. WOOL
A. COOL
A. u r APRIL FOOL thx Quiz time is over
Happy april fool day buddy

Funny sms Urdu
Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me,
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
lafz
kafi hain ya or likhon.

Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!
Radio Mirchi per to suna ho ga..!
Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh Loo..
Today is "April fool day" N 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully.....

Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or “Nahi”
1:____ main insan nehi hoon.
2:____ main hi chor hun.
3:____ main hi pagal hun.
haPPY aPril fOOl daY deaR

Arz kiya hai....
Apki zindagi me kabhi koi gam na ho, Apki aankhe kabhi aansuon se nam na ho; Apko mile roz-roz nayi Girl Friend, Jinki umar 80 se kam na ho.
Happy April Fool Day Dear.....

  walk on ur own path

luv in ur own ways

talk in ur own words

do wat ur heart says Do wht yur luv to do

n then,

1 day world will say nalayak kisi ka sunta hi nahi…….