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A guy and girl had sex poem competition.

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai. Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.

Sex is like pizza.

When its good,

its VERY GOOD.

When its bad,

its Still pretty good.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends,

“It’s okay, we can play that game again!”

Little Johnny once asked his teacher “Do hearts have legs?.”

The teacher answered “Why do you ask that?”

Johnny replied “Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs.”

Majnu ne khuda se poocha: “Aye khuda tune ladki ki kamar kaisi banai mitti kam pad gayi ya rishwat thi khayi” Khuda ne jawaab diya: “Na mitti kam pad gayi na rishwat khai kamar dabai tabhi to chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar aayi“

Ek mandir ki deewar pay likha tha: Agar aap gunah kar ke thak chuke hain to ander aaiye. Neechy lipistick se likha hua tha : Agar nahi thake hain to samne wale ghar main aaiye.

Girl goes 2 repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!

What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle u fix ur ass & move ur legs. Riding a woman u fix ur legs & move ur ass!

Man to wife: Business is bad, if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant.

Wife: If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman…

Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today? John : I heard the postman tell mum. when the kid goes to school I’m gonna eat your pussy.

Girl in cinema turns sideway n whisper 2 her boyfriend: The man next 2 me is masturbating!”. BF: ”Ignore him.” GF: ”I can’t. BF: ”Why not?” GF: ”He’s using my HAND!”

4 Dogs fucking Bitch very Hard Pass 1 aunty khari thi, rone lagi Bacche ne Pucha:”Kiya hua” Aunty:”KUCH NAHI BETA JAVANI K DIN YAAD AGAYE”

2 ladkiya 1 mote bache k pait ko dekhkar boli-O kake y pani k matka kitne k diya?Bacha gusse ma apni nikar utarkar bola tooti samet 50 ka.

1admi Eye operation k Bad- Dr. Muje dikhai nahi de raha. Dr.ne nurse Ke kapde utar diye Dr-Ab dikha? Man: nahi Dr: madarchod fir ye lun kaise khada ho gaya

1 girl : bhai-jaan ye rasta kha jayega. boy : saali, confeus karti h. ya to bhai bol ya jaan bol.

1 mouse was fucking an elephnt in a coconut farm 1 cocont fals on elephant’s head. Elepnt- oouch! Mouse- ouch vouch kuch nahi, ‘Hum to gaand phaad dete hai’!

1 Ladki ne 1 Kutti se puchha, Tumhe 1’saath itne Bache Kaise hote h, to Kutti ne Kaha Sadak Par Nangi Ghum ke dekh fir pata chaleg

1 bacha Roj school se bhag kr gand mrwata tha or is trah usne bahut paise kmaye. in peso se mobile khrida.Vidhi ka vidhan deko,Aaj vo apni hi story pad raha hai

Sardarji suhaagraat kaisi rahi? Kuch mat pooch yaar! Pehle 8 bar to Missed Call aur Wrong number lage aur jab sahi number laga to balance NIL thi.

A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? Car Seat Belt U dirty mind.

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH

after BLOOD TEST.

THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .

NURSE:y r u DANCING.

SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

What's an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?

A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

Saucy, dirty, flirty, sexual, horny, naughty, adult Text Messages to spice up your relationship further

I wanted to send you something hot and really sexy to make your day, but the postman told me to take the stamps off my butt and get outta the mail box.

I’m wearing my nurse outfit but it’s 2 sizes too small and I lost my knickers. Can u help me?

I need a sex slave tonight. Are you available?

I bought a new bra today. Would really like your opinion.

Come home and make me moan.

I want to cool you off with ice, than make you hot all over.

Bring whipped cream for dessert tonight. I’m dessert!

I was a BAD GIRL and spent my lunch hour shopping. Wanna spank me?

Got a new showerhead – the detachable kind. The pressure’s really awesome.

There’s a VIP-only party @ [fill in your address here] 2nite.

TDTM (translation: text dirty to me)

Don’t do too much @ the gym … save energy for L8R.

Hey babe. I loved those jeans you wore the other night. They really showed off what a great package you have.

Ur picturing me (a) naked, (b) in a Jacuzzi, (c) both

I really wish i could lick you all over right now, is that okay with you?

Was in such a rush this morning! 4got 2 wear a bra.

Can I bring anything 4 our d8? Whipped cream? Chocolate sauce?

Wanna come play?

I’m in dressing room @ the mall … in a thong.

I can almost feel you here … touching me … caressing me …

Ur ass looks gr8 in those jeans.

Can you come over here and give me a good rub down?

I’ll pole dance 4 you. U bring the pole …

My teddy bear’s in the wash, can I sleep with you tonight?

Found my old cheerleading uniform. Still fits.

Shopping. At Victoria’s Secret.

Had a stressful day. I NEED you to help me unwind.

Wanna shower with me tonight, in case I miss anything?

My roommate is out of town. Let’s throw a party tonight – for two.

My car broke down on 69 Horny street….& I heard u r saucy-text-messages2the best mechanic around town …
Please help me!!!!

Great kiss this morning.
Hope you can finish what you started …

There are no more popsicles left in the freezer, can I have yours?

Splurged at Victoria’s Secret. A girl can’t have too many lacy panties, can she?

I want you to use me as your toy, when can you come and play?

No movies I want to see. Other ideas for what we can do in the dark?

Hey, babe. I’m buying sexy new panties today. What colors do you like?

My personal check-engine light just came on. Know anyone good with their hands?

I hope you’ve enjoyed my list of saucy text messages and will put them to good use …

Sexy, kinky and Dirty sms text messages to send to Your Boyfriend to get him floored on you

Now that you truly understand how to say something dirty, use this list of 50 sexy and dirty things to say to your boyfriend, and give him a sexual explosion that’s beyond his wildest fantasies!

#1 I’m touching myself right now.

#2 Meet me for lunch. I want you to grope me in the car.

#3 I’m not wearing any underwear.

#4 I can’t wait for you to put it in me.

#5 I want you here right now.

#6 I woke up wet this morning.

#7 You have such a dirty mind, and it works on me!

#8 Tell me where you want to touch me first. *get naked and stand in front of him*

#9 I want you to tear my clothes off my body.

#10 You feel so good in me I wanna scream.

#11 I’m not horny all the time, it’s just that you’re so f**king sexy.

#12 I love how your tongue feels down there.

#13 Bite my neck and f**k me harder.

#14 You’re such a sex machine!

#15 I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I’m going to do to you tonight…

#16 Show me where you want me to bite you.

#17 You’re such a bad boy!

#18 Please f**k me. *plead with him*

#19 F**k me now! *order him*

#20 Squeeze my boobs harder and kiss me.

#21 I know you like my pussy…. Now f**k me like you love it!

#22 I wanna f**k you in every room tonight!

#23 You make me think such dirty thoughts!

#24 I’ve been waiting for this all day…

#25 Undress me…

#26 Call me a bitch!

#27 Just looking at you in those boxers make me wet…

#28 Oh god! / Oh yeah!

#29 Tie me up and ride me harder.

#30 I want you to f**k me while I’m leaning against the window.

#31 Grab my ass and bang me harder.

#32 You’re so big it hurts me so much but I still want it!

#33 Can you imagine doing this to me the very first time we met?

#34 F**k me like I’m your bitch / a farm animal.

#35 You can have all of me, but you have to pay me first!

#36 Get away from me! *pretend like he’s molesting you*

#37 Get in deeper! *Grab him by his butt and claw him with your nails*

#38 My boyfriend will be here any minute! *a good role play game*

#39 Punish me! I’ve been a really bad girl.

#40 Blowing you makes me so horny.

#41 Talk into my ears while you’re banging me.

#42 The sheets are so wet with my cum right now.

#43 You really know how to make a girl wet…

#44 I love how hard you get when I stroke you.

#45 You make me feel so slippery between my thighs.

#46 I like it when you do it like that!

#47 Pull my hair and f**k me.

#48 I want you to cum all over my face.

#49 You make me feel like such a whore!

#50 Just watching you makes me want to finger myself.

Smokin Hot sms text message Ideas for Girls to get horny and naughty with their guy

U make me so damn horny

I want 2 feel UR wet lips all over me 2nite

Bring some whipped cream 2nite. IM ur dessert

IM throbbing 4 UR lower lip massage special. U know how it drives me completely over the edge.

I luv how U flick your tongue on my xxxx. U make my body shiver w extreme pleasure

IM in the mood 2 take U for a loooong hard ride 2nite

I want 2 get naked with U right now

I want to run my hands all over ur hard chest

I’ve got a new magic trick 2 show U. It’s sure to get a rise out of U.

IM ready 4 my next baseball lesson. Bring UR bat n balls over 2nite.

UR my fav sex toy. When can U cum play?

I love the things U do with your tongue

Get over here, U hunk. Show off what UR packin

I need a spanking 2nite. I’ve been very, very bad.

I love the way you suck my xxxxx. I want U to do it all nite!

UR so damn hot and sexy!

IM free 2nite. Cum over and ride me hard

Can’t wait to get you naked 2nite

UR bulge looks so sexy in UR tight jeans.

IM UR slave 2nite. UR wish is my command.

Join me in the hot tub 2nite 4 some steamy sex

RU hot and bothered thinking about my hard nipples, baby?

U look so sexy in UR briefs. Can’t wait to take em off.

You can just lie back and let me ravage U 2nite

Strip 4 me 2nite. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of U

U can have me anyway U want 2nite

There’s a can of whipped cream waiting for you by the bed. I’m ur dessert 2nite

Sexy Text Messages to Start a Sexy Horny Conversation to move one step ahead

Are you ready to get naughty while texting sexy? Just use these subtle and sexy conversation starters while texting and go with the flow. And remember to think sexy and talk sexy.

#1 I can’t believe I texted you while I was peeing.

#2 I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes.

#3 I wish you could be with me now.

#4 I’m watching a sexy video of a girl/guy who looks just like you *link it to an explicit video with a really attractive person so your lover would be flattered*.

#5 What are you wearing right now?

#6 Can you guess the color of my underwear?

#7 My legs are missing you in between them.

#8 I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you.

#9 If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you?

#10 I’m watching porn.

#11 My hands were busy, but they took a break to text you.

#12 I’m imagining you’re with me right now…

#13 I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now.

#14 I’m looking for sex toys online…

#15 I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it…

#16 Do you believe in kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it.

#17 I’m lying in bed and bored. Do you want to play Simon Says?

#18 What would you want to do with me after our date tomorrow?

#19 I can see two pussies humping outside my window. They’re meowing so much it’s hard for me to go back to sleep.

#20 Wanna play a game with me?

Sexy Text Messages To Send Your Man

I miss having your arms around me x
I was thinking about you in the shower this morning!
I loved seeing you in that shirt/jeans/top/briefs last night x
Why can’t I just be lying beside you in bed instead of studying…
Do you think I would look hotter in a skirt or tight jeans?
I have a surprise for you later tonight…I think you’re going to like it!
If I could only wear 3 items of clothing tonight, what would you choose for me?
Does the thought of me with another girl turn you on a little or a lot x
I miss you dominating me.
I just laid in bed for the last hour thinking about you…guess what I was doing!
Did I tell you what I call my boobs?
You have a choice tonight…anal or oral…so what’s it gonna be?
Last night I had the wildest dream…and you were in it!
There is something that makes me really wet when you are standing right over me when we’re kissing.
I just found this really cool sex site in the internet…it gave me some awesome ideas for later!
When’s the last time you jerked it?
If you can guess what color my bra is, I’ll give you a blow job tonight!
I just thought of a new position that I really want to try with you.
I was thinking about something…would you get mad if you found out I had kissed a girl while we were dating?
You looked so sexy in that shirt you had on the other night. I wanted so much to unbutton it and run my fingers all over your chest and then run them down a little lower:)
Hey, babe. I’m buying sexy new panties today. Should I get them in red, hot pink or…Pause a minute to build anticipation.....then text....a crotchless pair? :)
Honey, we need a bottle of wine and some bread for dinner tonight…and while you’re at it, get one of those cans of whipped cream. I’m going to use it on you later :)
I’m thinking about how turned on I get when you start gently twisting my nipples with your magic fingers while you plant wet kisses behind my ears. I’m getting hot just thinking about it.

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HONEYMOON

H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

AITBAAR
lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

VO CHEEZ
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

BEST QUOTE
Quote of the millenium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh
employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.

FINGERS
Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe
How We Feel About some people in this Life.
BUT
Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.

3 AADMI
: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole
ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge
IK LADKI
Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

SANTA ON HONEYMOON
Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.
Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”
“As you wish,” said Santa.
“Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“Ok,” said Santa.
“And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.
“That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’“

GHANTI
Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein
puja ke liye jhukta hai. Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar
us mein ek sikka daal deti hai. Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai:
“Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do“

HAATH
Ladka ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.
Ladki ka baap : Kuyn. Ladka : Kyon ki ab mera hath thak gaya hai.

Niple niple little star
can i suck you in my car
up above the breast so high
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shy
in the bra it will be dry

BUY A SCOOTY�..
PICK UP A BEAUTY�
DRINK A FROOTY�.
TAKE HER TO OOTY�
REMOVE HER NIGHTY�
DO UR DUTY�
AFTER 9 MONTHS �
* GET A CUTY *

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub
tease pamper console worship respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job

A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replied “feet”
coz every night I see my mum with her feet in the air screaming
GOD I’M CUMIN!

Baccha (looking at breast): Maa ye kya hai?
Maa : Ballon baccha
Baccha : aapke itne chote aur kamwali k itne bade kyun?
Maa : Tune kab dekha?
Baccha : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.

Fiza remix song – Maha bub mere maha bub mere,teri bistar pe mujhe sone de,bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere siney mein,mujhe daba daba k pine de.

A man busy having sex. Son – dad kya kaar rahe ho?
Dad – mummy k tank mein patrol bhar raha hoon
Son – Fuel meter check karke dalo,dopaher me hi uncle tank full kar k gaya.

Q – What is the difference between hook in cricket and of bra?
A – One sends ball out of the boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.

Ek ladki ki T SHIRT pe B00B PE FACEBOOK likha ho to
Uski panty ME CHUUT pe kya likha hoga?
Think
Its simple yaar
LOG IN:-)

Maa-Ab tera kya hoga
Haramzado ne teri Izzat LOOTLI
Ladki:Maa tu pareshan na ho Wo sab pathan the
Izzat bhi bach gai or QABZ bhi hat gayi !
1 call girl ladke k uper baith kr sex kar rhi thi,

boy=tum 1din me kitne kma leti ho.
grl=5000,
boy=sach batao,
grl=roji pe baithi hu jhuth nai bolungi

Ek Bhains Gadhe k upar chhad gai..
Gadha-Kya kar rahi hai.?
Bhains-Mai to Mazak kar rahi thi..
Gadha-Mai Mazak karunga to bhosdiki panchayat karti firegi..

Agar aap apni ungliyon ka upyog apni hi galtiyon ko ginne k liye kroge,
to dusro ki gaand me ungli krne ka waqt hi nhi milega.

Wife-Zara Dhire Karo Express Kyu Chala Rahe Ho Maal Gaadi Chalao
Itne Mai Beta Bed Se Gira Aur Bola-Jo Marji Wo Chalao Par Passenger Mat Girao.

Santa ka beta 4th me fail hoke 3rd me aya,
3rd me fail hoke 2nd me, 2 se 1me.
Santa daar kr apni biwi se bola Soniyo! Salwar Tight Kr Le Munda Wapas Aa Raha H.

Santa ne condom pehn ke muth mari fir us me gathan mar k latka diya 1din 1admi ne pucha ye kya h
Santa-ye wo bache h jinhe maa ka pyar nhi mila.

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Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..

Uski baap : ye kiska hain?

Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha..

pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!

Sardar:Will U Marry me?

Girl:Sorry I’m a Lesbian.

Sardar:”Whats Lesbian?”

Girl:”I have Sex only with Girls”.

Sardar:”Maar Taali I’m also Lesbian”

Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola-

kya tumhare paas aisa hai?

”

Girl panti utarkar boli-

jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.

Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at “Yahoo”. We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To “Download….. Data” From My “Pen Drive”. Just When I Was About to “Transfer”, We Realised That Non Of Us Had “Installed” A “Firewall” It Was Too Late To hit “Delete….. Nine Months Later A “Pop-up Window” Appeared Saying”You Have Got A Male” ….

Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,

Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,

Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,

Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!

Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.

Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.

Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?

Rajasthani lady and conductor

Conductor : baccha ko ticket?

Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.

Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.

To uke bhi free me bitha lu

Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?

Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?

Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi

Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain

Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai

Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz

Taiyar ho jati hai.

Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha “kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?”

Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.

Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : “tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai”, Aadmi ne bola “mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai”

A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS

Most interesting line written

on the front of T-shirt of a girl,

Excuse me !

My face is above.;-)

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy�s pants and girls love to blow it up?

A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

Girl:It�s 2 tight

Boy:Don�t worry,I�ll do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can�t,

Gal:It�s painful,

Boy:Forget it.

We'll buy new WEDDING RING!

Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya

Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya

Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye

Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?

2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.”

Patni: “Aaaaaah Janu, Aaj Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Ho?”

Pati: “Kya Karu? Koi Khubsoorat Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne Hi Nahi Aa Raha"

Girl in cinema turns sideway n whisper 2 her boyfriend: The man next 2 me is masturbating!”. BF: ”Ignore him.” GF: ”I can’t. BF: ”Why not?” GF: ”He’s using my HAND!”

Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today? John : I heard the postman tell mum.

when the kid goes to school I’m gonna eat your pussy.

Man to wife: Business is bad, if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant.

Wife: If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman…

What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle u fix ur ass & move ur legs. Riding a woman u fix ur legs & move ur ass!

Girl goes 2 repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!

What bitches say during Sex – English Bitch – Oh yes, Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!! American Bitch – Yeah Baby, Yeah Baby!!!!!!!!! Pakistani Bitch – Ahista Abboo……Ammi jaag jayegi !!!!!!!!!!

What do Bungee Jumping & Prostitutes have in common? With both pleasure lasts for 35 seconds and if the rubber breaks, you are fucked.

What is the sex organ of an elephant and why? His foot. Beacuse if he stamps on you, you are fucked.

What do you call two homos having sex? DANDIA What do you call a group of homos having sex? DISCO DANDIA

What do you call hundreds of homos having sex? LATHI CHARGE

Ek mandir ki deewar pay likha tha: Agar aap gunah kar ke thak chuke hain to ander aaiye. Neechy lipistick se likha hua tha : Agar nahi thake hain to samne wale ghar main aaiye.

Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga to Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: “itna bada” Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai” Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“

Ek ladka apne baap ko viagra ki ek goli toffee mein daal ke deta hai Aur kehta hai: “daddy sone se pehle kha lena” Baap kehta hai: “beta isse kya hoga?” Ladka bolta hai: “daddy agar toffee achi lage to mere takiye ke neeche chup chap 100 rupye rakh dena” Agle din ladka apne takiye ke neeche dekhta hai to use 1100 rupye milte hai Aur daddy ke paas ja ke kehta hai: “daddy meine to sirf 100 rupye rakhne ko kaha tha” Baap kehta hai: “beta meine to 100 hi rakhe the 1000 teri maa ki taraf se hain“

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