CID SMS New Collection Most popular CID jokes n shayari in Hindi

CID has been the longest running TV serial in India, entertaining its viewers for several years. CID jokes are based on its characters like ACP Pradyumna, Daya, Abhijeet, Dr. Salunke and Fredrick. Here we have collected some most popular CID jokes, shayaris in Hindi –

Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon

Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke

Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,

Daya Ye Sadharan Maut

Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu

Me Chand Sitare Chaye He

Raat K Pehlu Me Chand

Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja

Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya..

Jis room me mana raha,

tha abivjit suhagraat,

Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..

CID Pjs

A 4 Apple

B 4 Banana

wah wah

A 4 Apple

B 4 Banana

Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya goli mat chalana...:xP

CID JOKES

Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,

Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,

Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.

Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu

Me Chand Sitare Chaye He

Raat K Pehlu Me Chand

Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja

Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.

Good Morning Ke

Baad AfternoonHua Hai,

Good Morning Ke

Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,

Daya Ye Sadharan Maut

Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki

Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,

Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi

Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,

Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai

Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..

Wah Wah

Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.

ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.

Daya: My god, he is dead.

ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.

Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.

Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye

he*

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wah wah

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Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*

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Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID sse

aaye he

Fedrick bola Sir ladki badi rangeen hai Gaur farmaaiye, fedrick bola Sir ladki

badi rangeen ha ACP Pradhuman bola fedrick,

ladki to rangeen hai par

maamla bada sangeen hai

ail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,

.

Wah-wah..

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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,

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ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna

Jail main.

ail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,

.

Wah-wah..

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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,

.

ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna

Jail main.

Disco baar me kyu hai dhamal.

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Disco baar me kyu hai dhammal.

.

Acp: Daya surkshit kale mere bal

vasmol ne kiya kmal

Good Morning Ke

Baad AfternoonHua Hai,

Good Morning Ke

Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,

Daya Ye Sadharan Maut

Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki

Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,

Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi

Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,

Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai

Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..

Wah Wah

Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.

ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.

Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo

Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me

Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says

Salary Sabko Milti He

Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??

1. A sample CID investigation 

LADY : Rahul Mera Bhai Tha !

DAYA : Kya ? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ?

LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET : Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??

LADY : Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha !!

ACP : My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho… !!!

2. Funny CID Shayari – 1

Dil paagal hai tere pyaar mein Paaro … Waah Waah

Dil paagal hai tere pyaar mein Paaro …

DAYA, ghar ka kona – kona chhan maaro !!!

3. Funny CID Shayari – 2

Paani tha glaas mein, glass gira neeche … waah waah

Paani tha glass mein glass gira neeche …

ACP ne kaha – ab kaatna saari umar salaakhon ke peechhe !!!

4. Funny CID Shayari – 3 

Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai … waah waah

Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai …

Oh my God sir, ye to mar chuka hai !!!

5. Dr. Salunke CID joke

Salunke just presses CTRL + ALT & gets the Finger Prints tested.

People remember a person they just saw once & give the exact sketch…!!

6. Daya CID Jokes 

(a) Duniya mein koi aisa criminal nahi jo Daya ka 1 thappad khaate hi apna jurm kubool na kar le !

(b) Daya has the world record of breaking most no. of doors.

7. Funny CID facts 

In the entire 20 story building of C.I.D only 7 people work!

C.I.D bureau has 1 Toyota Qualis since last 11 years…

8. Tanki mein paani nahi hai 

9. ACP Pradyumna Funny Shayari 

Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi … wah wah

Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi …

ACP pradyuman bole – “tumhe toh ab hogi phansi”

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Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega … wah wah

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega …

ACP bole –

“ABHIJIT, MUJHE LAGTA HAI ye AISE NAHI MANEGA”.

10. Dr. Salunke CID Funny Sher

Aajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai … Wah Wah

Aajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai …

Dr.Salunke ne kaha – “Maut ka karan zeher hai”