Pathan-jokes

A Boy Pathan..


A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

Sardar Vs Pathan


Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

Pathan In Anniversary..


Anniversary ki moqay per Pathan apni Biwi k liye Gulab ka phool le kar aaya…

Biwi: Mujhe ye nahi chahiye, Koi Sonay ki Cheez do!

Pathan: Ye lo Takiya

Hamara Biwi..

Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya…

Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga…

Pathan: O Nahi Yara!!! Qasam Khuda Ka…. Saga Behan ki Tarha Rakha Tha. :P