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I think the woman who invented the phrase �All Men Are The Same� was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)
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I just love getting dirty.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a �son-of-a-bitch.
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I guess if you spoke your mind, you�d be speechless, huh?
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Women and rocks are very much alike � We skip the flat ones.
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
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Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..
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Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind
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: smile if you just had a naughty thought... yep, you just smiled!!
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
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Woman without curves is like a road without bends�. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
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He slides into second with a stand up double.
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I smile when I�m having dirty thoughts :)
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don�t believe the kids should be given homework.
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What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew
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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
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People say I have a dirty mind� But I say its just creative!
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Smile� it�s the second best thing to do with your lips.
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