Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..
Uski baap : ye kiska hain?
Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha..
pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!
Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I’m a Lesbian.
Sardar:”Whats Lesbian?”
Girl:”I have Sex only with Girls”.
Sardar:”Maar Taali I’m also Lesbian”
Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola-
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
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Girl panti utarkar boli-
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.
Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at “Yahoo”. We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To “Download….. Data” From My “Pen Drive”. Just When I Was About to “Transfer”, We Realised That Non Of Us Had “Installed” A “Firewall” It Was Too Late To hit “Delete….. Nine Months Later A “Pop-up Window” Appeared Saying”You Have Got A Male” ….
Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!
Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?
Rajasthani lady and conductor
Conductor : baccha ko ticket?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu
Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?
Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi
Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.
Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha “kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?”
Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.
Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : “tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai”, Aadmi ne bola “mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai”
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
What’s an average 6 inch long
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy�s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Girl:It�s 2 tight
Boy:Don�t worry,I�ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can�t,
Gal:It�s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We'll buy new WEDDING RING!
Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye
Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.”
Patni: “Aaaaaah Janu, Aaj Itni Der Kyu Laga Rahe Ho?”
Pati: “Kya Karu? Koi Khubsoorat Chehra Aankho Ke Saamne Hi Nahi Aa Raha"
Girl in cinema turns sideway n whisper 2 her boyfriend: The man next 2 me is masturbating!”. BF: ”Ignore him.” GF: ”I can’t. BF: ”Why not?” GF: ”He’s using my HAND!”
Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today? John : I heard the postman tell mum.
when the kid goes to school I’m gonna eat your pussy.
Man to wife: Business is bad, if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant.
Wife: If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman…
What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle u fix ur ass & move ur legs. Riding a woman u fix ur legs & move ur ass!
Girl goes 2 repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!
What bitches say during Sex – English Bitch – Oh yes, Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!! American Bitch – Yeah Baby, Yeah Baby!!!!!!!!! Pakistani Bitch – Ahista Abboo……Ammi jaag jayegi !!!!!!!!!!
What do Bungee Jumping & Prostitutes have in common? With both pleasure lasts for 35 seconds and if the rubber breaks, you are fucked.
What is the sex organ of an elephant and why? His foot. Beacuse if he stamps on you, you are fucked.
What do you call two homos having sex? DANDIA What do you call a group of homos having sex? DISCO DANDIA
What do you call hundreds of homos having sex? LATHI CHARGE
Ek mandir ki deewar pay likha tha: Agar aap gunah kar ke thak chuke hain to ander aaiye. Neechy lipistick se likha hua tha : Agar nahi thake hain to samne wale ghar main aaiye.
Majnu ne khuda se poocha: “Aye khuda tune ladki ki kamar kaisi banai mitti kam pad gayi ya rishwat thi khayi” Khuda ne jawaab diya: “Na mitti kam pad gayi na rishwat khai kamar dabai tabhi to chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar aayi“
Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga to Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: “itna bada” Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai” Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“
Ek ladka apne baap ko viagra ki ek goli toffee mein daal ke deta hai Aur kehta hai: “daddy sone se pehle kha lena” Baap kehta hai: “beta isse kya hoga?” Ladka bolta hai: “daddy agar toffee achi lage to mere takiye ke neeche chup chap 100 rupye rakh dena” Agle din ladka apne takiye ke neeche dekhta hai to use 1100 rupye milte hai Aur daddy ke paas ja ke kehta hai: “daddy meine to sirf 100 rupye rakhne ko kaha tha” Baap kehta hai: “beta meine to 100 hi rakhe the 1000 teri maa ki taraf se hain“
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