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The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn�t store all this personality.
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Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
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Every day is beautiful if you choose to see it.
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Flirting is a crime bcoz it turns into love without you knowing it.
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You can never buy Love�.But still you have to pay for it.
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Don�t wait for last judgment. It happened every day.
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Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :�).
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Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
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I love my job�when I am on my vacations.
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People say, you can�t live without love�I think oxygen is more important.
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My heart is just stolen�can I check your bra��.
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My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a �mass Thanksgiving text.�
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Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
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I don�t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
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I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.
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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It�s already tomorrow in Australia.
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I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my girl..!
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Save water drink beer.
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If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.
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The ones who say �you can�t� and �you won�t� are probably the ones scared that �you will�.
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If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
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I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that..?
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When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.
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The past beats inside me like a second heart.
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Saying someone is ugly doesn�t make you any prettier.
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Keep calm and survive summer
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It�s better to be alone than to be with bad company.
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
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In my house I�m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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�Whoever said that money can�t buy happiness, simply didn�t know where to go shopping.� � Bo Derek
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I can�t go a day without thinking about you.
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Results compulsorily require efforts. Efforts will not necessarily give results.
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I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I�m always with you.
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Just finished blocking some of numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
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Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
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The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dream is you.
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Sometimes you just need some space� to fart.
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Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
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Love is cute when it�s new, but love is most beautiful when it last.
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Scratch here ��������������to reveal my status.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don�t understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I don�t have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imaginations.
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Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. ??
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Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
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If a man whistles at you, don�t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
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Don�t play stupid with me, I am better at it..
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I need a Google in my mind :) and an Anti-virus in my heart..
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
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My silence doesn�t mean that I quit� It simply means that I don�t want to argue with people who just don�t want to understand!!!
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I Don�t Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
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There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE !
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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
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Hello, I�m a thief, and I�m here to steal your heart.
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I can�t read lips unless they�re touching mine.
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God was showing off when He created you.
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The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
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Don�t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
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Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
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Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number
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Don�t TRUST too much , don�t LOVE too much , don�t CARE too much because that � TOO MUCH � will HURT you so much !
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Don�t cheat. If you�re not happy just leave.
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Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ??
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Girl�s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl�s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
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Never apologize for being you.
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You don�t need to like me I�m not Facebook..
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I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover.
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Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
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When I close my eyes, I see you �. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
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GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. �- BOY: Mine
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I�m crazy but original you try to be me and you fail..
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I�m not immature�i just know how to have fun.
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I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
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Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
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My room + internet connection + music + food � homework = perfect day
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I�m not lazy, I�m on energy saving mode..
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YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school�
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Music is my escape from the bullshit in life..
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Be yourself! You�re not born to impress any one..
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It�s better living in the zoo than living with you..
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When words fail, tears speak..
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No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
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Don�t do homework save paper!
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I�m a good boy with bad habits
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Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is�
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flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
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Mans are many but money is money
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She takes your hand, I die a little� :(
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I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
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If being hot is a crime �����.. ARREST ME.
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When I ask you to listen a song, it�s because the lyrics mean everything i�m trying to say to you�
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Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b�coz on the inside it�s often a different story.
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I don�t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
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My first name and your last name would sound great together.
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I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
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History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
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I�m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
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There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
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If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
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LIFE � LOVE = ZERO
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Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
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It�s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
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I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
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I�ve noticed you noticing me and I�m just giving you notice that I�ve noticed you!
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The whole world is great! That is�until you wake up.
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I�m a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
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If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I�ll tell you more.
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Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
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Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken
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