Top 127 best whatsapp status, 127 best status for whatsapp, top best short status for whatsapp, best latest status for whatsapp in one line.
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My mind tells me to give up, my heart won�t let me.
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I won�t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me
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Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
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My life is open book but i don�t allow everyone to read it.
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Warning, it�s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally�.
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At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :
Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :) :)
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People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
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Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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Chaar bottle Vodka, I can�t afford roz ka.
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Contributing to entropy since 1994.
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Galileo:Great mind�Einstein:genius mind�Newton:Extraordinary mind�.Bill gates:brilliant mind�..ME:Never Mind.
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lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
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I like to take road less travelled�..helps me to avoid traffic.
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Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
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My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p
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I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
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Dream as if you�ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
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Wow now I�m a graduate��.Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
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So i heard you�re a player, Well nice to meet you. I�m the coach.
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I don�t need to explain myself damn it, I know I�m right.
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Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
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I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
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The best way to create your future is to create it
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Don�t Copy My Style.
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I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
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I�am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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Second chances are for losers�.either we do it in first place or live it for others.
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Just wanted to say, you are as useless as �ueue� in a �queue�.
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formula for success��.under promise and over deliver��.
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To infinity�. and beyond!!!
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Life is too short. Don�t waste it reading my watsapp status�.
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I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
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I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ��..By not having any.
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Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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Waiting for wi-fi network.
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Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he�
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Always remember you are UNIQUE���� just like everybody else.
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I don�t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
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Tip to avoid car insurance���.Join facebook and never leave home.
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You can�t put a value on a human life,but my wife�s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
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Even romeo went from being �in a relationship� to �it�s complicated�.
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Sorry vegetarians we can�t pretend.
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They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius
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I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
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I was not busy to be online� I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as �Free Recharge�
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Give a man fish and you�ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
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I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
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I took IQ test �..results were negative
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Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance�..
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If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I�d compete in it later.
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Your whatsapp status say�s online �..If your online then why aren�t you texting me
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I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
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My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
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Happiness is when �Last seen at� changes to �online� and then to �typing..�
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Study economics-when you�re unemployed, at least you�ll know why.
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One more password got married�!!
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This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
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You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.
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Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
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Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I�m tired of solving them for you.
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I meditate for 20 min every morning �..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
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Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
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Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying �What is this, a classroom?�, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
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I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented �Cute pic dear �on girls profile picture
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
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Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
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I wish i could trade my heart for another liver �..so that i can drink more and care less
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Intelligence is like underwear. It�s important that you have it but there�s no need to show it off.
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My �last seen at� was just to check your �last seen at�.
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Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that�s why i�m always Calm & Silent
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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ??
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A rolling stone gathers no moss� But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
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I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
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Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
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I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn�t want to study :)
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I feel like a Indiana Jones, b�coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
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ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
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People need to lose the attitudes today b�coz I am NOT in the mood.
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I am not scared of dying, I just don�t want to!
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�Please don�t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!�
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If people are trying to bring you �Down�, It only means that you are �Above them�.
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Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
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Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
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I�m cool but global warming made me hot
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When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
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Without me its just awso.
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Sometimes i just wish i� could fast forward the time to see if in the end it�s all worth it.
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One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp�..and his wife added last seen feature.
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Error: status unavailable
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I�m poor. I can�t pay ATTENTION in Class room.
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I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, �Sorry, got these sacks�.
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Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
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I don�t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
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Me and my wife live happily for 25 years� And then we met�!
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One person�s LOL is another�s WTF!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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It�s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don�t say it.
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Dear Mario�..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
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I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
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fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost�s.
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The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
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We buy things we don�t need with money we don�t have to impress people we don�t like.
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Tried to loose weight��.But it keeps finding me.
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Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
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apni to bass ek hi zeed he�. sar pe Taaj� Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!�
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We are all part of the ultimate statistic � ten out of ten die.
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I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart�.. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz�. People called it flirt Thats Not fair�
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Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
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It�s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter� people the opposite.
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Life is like a box of chocolates�I don�t think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades�pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!
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I wake up when I can�t hold my pee in any longer.
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I don�t even know why I like you. But I just do.
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Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
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Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
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but people stay in love by laughing with each other�.
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When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.
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If at first, you don�t succeed..Keep flushing.
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Time is precious, waste it wisely.
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Nothing is perfect, but when I�m with you everything is perfect.
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